I’M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES

I’m not taking any chances
I’m not daring any dares
No more fly-by-night romances
No more loony love affairs

I’m not making any passes
At a man or with a dice
I’m not taking off my glasses
Give me peace at any price

I won’t say that your winning ways
Don’t fill me with desire
But I’ve been burnt so many times
I won’t go near the fire

I’m not doing any dances
I’m not swinging any hips
I’m not meeting any glances
Or unzipping any zips

I’ll keep blocking those advances
One step closer and I’ll run
I’m not taking any chances
And I’m not having any fun

I’ll keep blocking those advances
One step closer and I’ll run
I’m not taking any chances
And I’m not having any fun