Do not confront your partner in the kitchen
When you feel the need to do a little bitchin’
You’ll encounter more compassion from a louse
Than from anyone you’ll find around the house
The only place to vent your pain and rage
Is on the stage

But why would a paying punter
Put up with such such an assault ?
They’ll enjoy your sordid confessions
Cause they know it isn’t their fault
They can watch your show and feel no shame
It’s just good clean fun
They are not to blame

When the life you’re livin’ don’t make no sense
And the pain it’s givin’ gets too intense
There’s no better friend that an audience