When your computer crashes
And you lose a work of art
And your big dream turns to ashes
And some harlot breaks you’re heart
I’ll help to mend it

Whenyour sweet setup smashes
And you’re angry and confused
And you don’t know where your hash is
And you don’t feel too amused
I’ll be your friend

Right now everybody knows you
People stop and stare
And try to catch your eye
Someday when the zeitgeist throws you
I’ll be there to share
Your dish of humble pie

When all your plans go pear shaped
And it seems you’ve lost your aim
And your lapses can’t be landscaped
‘Cause there’s no-one else to blame
When the public doesn’t love you anymore
You’ll be glad to find me knocking at your door
I’ll lick the tears from your lashes
When your computer crashes