Since nobody lives forever
And everyone gets destroyed
You may as well die of something you enjoyed

The drink and the smoke may kill you
If you’ve been a naughty boy
But at least you’ll be killed by something you’ll enjoy

You can die of cancer
Or under the wheels of a car
But you’re gonna have a lot more fun
With a dry Martini and a Cuban cigar
Rich people die of boredom
Poor people die of cold
It’s better to get to heaven before you get too old

They say cigarettes will kill you
But arn’t they a lovely toy ?
Nobody lives forever
That wouldn’t be too clever
So you may as well die of something you enjoy