Mr Madonna
Now you’ve got the honour
Of sleeping with a super-star
Is it a boring story
Or a challenge to your glory
Or the living proof of what a prince you are

Tell us Mr Richie
Is Madonna ever bitchy
On cooks night off which icon makes the tea ?
Sharing the hot light
Of the little woman’s spot-light
How easy can that ever be ?

She’s up there in single-name heaven
With Jesus and Elvis and God
While your just a talented rich kid
Who’s trying to pass as a yob

Mr madonna
Can you depend upon her
For aid and comfort in your hour of need
And when its down to poking
Are your barrels really smoking ?
Has the settlement already been agreed
If the marriage comes unstuck ?
Here’s to love! And lotsa luck
Mr Madonna