THE MANAGEMENT

The management cannot accept responsibility
For umbrellas, morals, hats or hearts
Elation or ennui
If the customers forget themselves
And heads begin to spin
We can’t guarantee you’ll go away
The way that you came in
Don’t spill the secrets of your life
Don’t show your hand or bear your soul
When speaking of the job or wife
Please use a little self control
If you go ahead and drink your fill
You may set your fancy free
You may fall into a lover’s eyes
Or discover someone’s knee
If you leave behind your moral code
Or lose your dignity
The management cannot accept
Responsibility