It’s a nice thought
But it’s never gonna happen
It’s a swell thought and I really wish we could
It’s a great gift that we might enjoy unwrappin’
But it ’s never gonna happen
Though I wish that it would
It’s a nice thought
And I’m flattered that you thought it
It’s a nice thought but we’d better let it be
It’s a sweet dream but I’d suffer if I bought it
I ’m afraid we better drop it
And I think you agree
It’s one of those brilliant ideas
That look so good on paper
The kind that develop into
A soul destroying caper
It’s a nice thought
Maybe if we let it happen
We won ’t get caught
And we ’ll find a little joy
It’s a nice thought
It was good of you to drop in
And I really want to thank you
For the vodka that you brought
Though it’s never gonna happen
It’s a very, very, very nice thought